Payne.

Current mood: Defeated, Owned and Pwned.
Current song: No ceiling - Eddie Vedder
Thinking about: The 2nd exam.
On the clock: 2:06

Wtfaxxx!!!
Got 2 exams tomorrow. 10-12 and 2-4. The area around my ear lobe and my wisdom tooth both are shit swelled. I can barely speak. Don't feel like studying. Don't feel like sleeping. Some escapism please. It is such a shithole.

"As I walk the hemisphere...got my wish to up and disappear"

And hence I disappear. Wait. Sometimes I wonder...what heals swelling better...Hot water bottle..or Ice pack. It is very confusing you know. I never have a very clear idea when to go for the former. I personally prefer the latter. Disturbi4.

Cheers!!

PS: Nostalgia.

Deep down below.

Its not very often that I look myself in the face and say "What the fack?". Today while I was on my way back after having a peach of a day with my friends I suddenly realized that there are not a lot of things to my life at this particular stage. All right I do have friends but still. My academics are going down..I am not as happy as I used to be. People still say that they do find me chirpy and upbeat most of the time. It is so ,but there are times when I wonder as to how my life is shaping up. Its like I have widthdrawn my foot off the gas pedal and my aspirations and dreams all all going into a pitch black valley of disappointments. I never used to think about this before. Because everything used to be just about fine. With a lot of my friends around me...everything was fine. Such things never used to pinch me as I had people to cheer me up and talk to me. I must and I must take everything tad more seriously. This is happenening and I really have to pull my socks up.

Ohh and yes...Life isn't all that bad. Fack it and it'll all be ok. Don't let it fack you. Just take good care of it unlike me. Its like life is just setting me up for the pwning punch. Wake up time.

Cheers and I will see you tomorrow. 

PS: See. This is just what I mean. I promised I will be regular here. But I am not. I don't like this in me. Never used to happen before. Is it my shitty casual approach?!

How Does it Feel?!?!

Ass-salaam-o-aleykum...Bah! What the fack are you doing? XD

Even the title isn't original. As if the first line is. Yeah as Mr. Bob Dylan enquires...How does it feel?. I bet the answer to this invariably is "Fine". But is it so? I've been called names during the day. Kicked. Thrashed. But at the end of the day..."Fine". Facking fine. I guess the onus should be on opening up. Letting people know how you feel isn't all that bad. Asking people how they feel isn't all that bad. But then...hah! Like a rolling stone.
Weirdness at its best. Just the other day me and my friend were talking about this. Its awkward. Very. But then yea "Nothing much" Rules. The smartest way to skip the question. Facking shit man. I feel terrible. Can't help it. Its me. But then. Flip side of the coin..That's you. That's everyone but me. Hmmm facking complicated. I guess acting like a bastard pays.Bigtime. Be a bastard. Everyone. Careless. Selfish. Insensitive. Bastard. Fack yeah. Prime objective.

Arghh...I want to write a lot. I will be away for about 10 days. Yea serious. 10 long days. Without internet. Shit man I will have to scratch my crotch all along. 10 days. Fack man. zomg. Me be a programmer. Me be making a game...Fackman. Pacman. Fackman. Bwahahahahha XD Glimpses of sheer genius. Arghh what else...Sanjay dutt...Politics. Blah! Go Mayawati...LMAO. What else? What else? I'm pwning people bigtime in Counter Strike. Like totally >_>

I guess that will be it. I am slowly but surely turning into a boring retard. Yea stone me. See if I care. If people can't be themselves...you sure don't know what others are.

Good Night people. And yes do have facking fun.

Hasta La Vista.

PS: Microsoft be sued. Vista?!?!?! Facking coincidence?!

Back in Black.

Months after it never ceases to haunt.
Better it will be for me to understand.
For me to reflect. For me to show interest.
Should swallow the bitter pill with music's tonic.
And tomorrow will be better suited for the quest.
The Quest. To learn. To stop feeling bleak.
From you, all I ask it for honesty. For courage.
For myself, all I wish is to induce happiness.
And he wouldn't be free as he was before.
And it all wouldn't be the same as it was.
Never.
Ever.
And.
What the fack?!
It was all meant for something else. Not for this.

Not exactly in the mood to write. Had this one written somewhere. So posted just bcas I said I will be regular.

Good Night \m/

[Of Exams, Stubbornness and.....Pwnage]**

Breaking News: I have finally decided to spend some more time in here. Yes. I know billions and trillions and zillions have always wanted me to do this. So, make sure you celebrate.Cheers!!

4 hrs of Gaming. 2 shameless hours of trying to study. 2 hrs of sleep. And the rest. Well n0 porn. Just the regular usual shit. Shit man...These exams. I hardly had the time to do anything. My gaming buddies missed me so much that a few of them slashed their wrists and a handful tried to kill themselves by jumping off their gay pink bunk bed. 12 15 17 19 27. Almost everyone around me is familiar with these numbers. Exams. 12 15 17 19 gone. I got pwned. Now 27th. Total pwnage. 5 excruciatingly painful days of unadulterated pwnage. What about you? How many days a week do you get pwned? Oh shit..Wait. Some people got pwned too since the last time I wrote.

1. Bush___Lmao got pwned with footwear. Made in Iraq. What the fack?
2. Antulay___Biatch was trying to manufacture politics over martyrs. What the fack?
3. Patil___What more...I had to google to get his name. Filthy noob. What the fack?
4. Sania Mirza___Keeps getting pwned every now and then.
5. rGv___rofl!!!! Terrorism tourism. Better sense prevailed. Got pwnd.
6. Deshmukh___Son pwned his father along with no 5. =)) =)) What the fack?
7. My bike___What the fack? It usually is smooth. Bah!
8. 12 15 17 19.
9. Crank Callers =))=))
10. English Cricket Team___lmao dhoni biatch. What the fack?
11. Paki PeeyemM__What the fack? I think people should lie. But they shouldnt lie in front of the camera. You see it gets recorded and you pwn yourself.
12. PCB___ aaahahhaha XD XD Noobs. "We want cricket". Go fack yourself.

And a lot more. Incase out of my million ardent fans decide to give it a try lemme see who all got pwned. I finally got my bike done. Its better than ever. Shit man. Lovely piece o shit. It has been a LONG time since I had momos. What man! That momo guy mustve been missing me. How can I forget those lovely days. On a serious note..I really think that the more time you waste..the more you think "What goes around comes back around". And yes. You have more time to waste. I guess my grandpa and this noble phrase are contradictory. Lets pledge to pwn more people and self pwn and then blog about that. I sure will blog about how I got pwned. Like in Detail.

Au Revoir :)

Above: A huge gift hamper from Denmark. Some of the worlds best chocolates. 1 Facking bootyfool fragrance and my sad centre table. And MINDYOU that's not the whole shit. Dad had some more things in store which came out day by day.
Bonjour...

I'm sitting with most facking-licious swiss chocolates..yes Lindt chocolates and pondering..What a lovely day. You get man-handled around a busy market. And then you get in a train and someone asks you for a beedi. When you refuse then they say "Logon ke paas beedi ka bhi paisa nahi hota(People even have no money for a cigarette.) ". And people mislead poor biharis into a local train and then laugh at them. Poor them. I feel so-not-good. Actually I've been feeling there and there abouts for quite a few days. Life needs a drastic change. How funny is it. When we get bored of ourselves and we got nothing better to do. We sit and blame our life. How sad it is. How we need to change it. Actually the only thing we get bored of is ourselves.

Since I started talking about it [yea thats just the way I lure you people ;) ]. Lets facking elaborate it a bit. I need to change a few things about myself--->gender. But then lets talk about the less important things for now. Ok lets get back to it for some time. We do have a lot of free time..Isnt it? :D Hmmm yes..gender. Once I manage to get rid of it. You my friend...yes you...will be the proud owner of a gay metro sexual pink shirt. And my trousers. Yes those stinky ones. And I'm sure your life will experience a huge uplift. Now yes. I wanna talk about overindulgence. Over. Yes. I was talking about it to my friend. And one thing that came out as a conclusion was that.."The proximity of a change in the other person,a good change...the one I always want, tempts me into overindulgence. And on the other path I get screwed." But then someone told me that I'm born to be screwed. So that makes up for everything. But then for sure I need better ways to be screwed. I think so. And its so right. But life will be facking once again tomorrow. Once again I will be happy to talk. Happy to indulge. Happy to be screwed ;) Born loozar. I fear I might start hating people like me who indulge. I don't want to. Everyone does. I don't wanna be like everybody. Let them have their own facking ways. I will have mine. I don't say their ways are good. Neither are mine. But at least that gives me peace-o-mind. I hate sounding serious. I never love to. Its just that things keep mounting and then you get shit tired :P

Not again. I wanna go to GIR. Great Indian Rock. I know I won't be able to. I still want to.I have always wanted to be there. And each and every time something fucks me. Not this time. BTW if you haven't started watching/downloading "Whose Line Is It Anyway" then your life sucks. And it really does. It is worth. Peace be with you and with me.

Au Revoir.

Academic Institutions Suxxx!!

Welcome back Ladies, Gentlemen and a very certain Kjo's breed. It has been a long time since I have vomited something on a large scale. Ughhh this nausea is getting to my head. Ok Enough said and there is nothing more I can do to lure you into reading my goddamn silly post.

Description:

Duration: Fack you. Don't be judgemental. It will take only a few minutes out of your idiotic and lousy day.

Mood: Howrgasmeec. No. Frustrated. Yes.

Genre: Distilled Crap.

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Ok lets facking get straight to the point. I went to my place where I am supposed to study and not bunk classes. I don't. I mean I don't want to study. You really don't want to learn E=mc2 from those silly little I-am-the-prof kind of creatures. So I bunk. And these idiots don't even recognise and appreciate my right to freedom of speech "which is talking/commenting while the creatures are giving lectures" and my freedom to space "which is me going out of the class". I mean I only bunked 2 days and these bastards now expect me to hand them over a HUGE HUGE sum of 1 0 0 0 Bucks just cos I failed to fill the examination form in time. I mean the exams are from December or something. Can't they just wait. No they can't. Khujli. If anyone from my college is reading this then I am the roll no 1 of the first room on the third floor.

Dinner with family: 1 0 0 Bucks. Yea. Only fresh lime.

Dinner with friends: 1 0 Bucks. Not even drinking water.

Dinner alone: 5 0 0 Bucks. What the fack? Don't you expect me to eat well in solace ?!?!

Petrol worth 1 0 0 0 Bucks. PRICELESS.

There are somethings which petrol cannot fuel. For everything else there is food.


I mean isn't it insane. 1 0 0 0 Bucks?!?!?!

1 0 0 0 Bucks

= 40 Shawarmas.
= approx 9 fackinglicious Zinger Chicken Meals
= 20 Abso-facking-lutely loaded Momo plates.
=20 Litres Petrol.
= ++Money for my soon to be Ipod touch.
= ++Balance on my phone.

How meaningless my life is without these 1000 Bucks. In the moment of complete honesty if you think that I don't deserve this treatment then please sit on your back in the sun and sip martini. And if you think I don't deserve a piece of shit then please bother yourself and send me the money. Don't worry. Small contributions will make a huge difference. And Bill Gates has agreed to give me 10 Cents for every click on my blog and 5 Cents for every link referel. Interested people can do so by leaving there email /blog/home/ office address or home/mobile numbers and if you are homeless and you dont have a mobile then please get lost.

Till then...Have a great day. And I forgot. My sincere regards to Mr/Shree Valmiki for his noble deeds. 14 October wouldnt have been a holiday without you. I look forward to inspiring all youngsters to follow the well laid path by Shree Shree Valimiki Ji. And may all 365 days be some or the other jayanti.

PS: First room on the third floor is the Washroom. Please enjoy your stay there. The stay is sponsored and free of cost. Courtsey: Your shameless brain.